Father’s Day is a Hallmark holiday.
How to eat like your dad
A commercial ploy to get us to buy stuff.
This is your mother’s Spam.
This is my mother’s Spam
Memorial Day, a day set aside to remember your comrades-in-arms…
A hard-working man
frozen stiff and piled on to trucks like sides of beef.
Did they know what they were getting in to?
Are you sure about this?
Venus might have come out of a scallop shell…
but the clam is all nostalgia.